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NH Times's avatar

“Not even a single “yas king” for me” had me dying 🤣🤣 so here it is - YASS KING, SLAY 👏🏽

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Patrick Boxall's avatar

Thanks Nyla! I shall go forth and, um, slay.

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Kate Toholka's avatar

This took me straight back to Highpoint and I honestly don’t know how to feel about this

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Patrick Boxall's avatar

The highest of heights <3

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Simone Esterhuizen's avatar

I never thought I’d see a post mentioning Highpoint Shopping Centre on Substack. 👏🏼

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Patrick Boxall's avatar

May it never be spoken of again.

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Maricela Lamas's avatar

Sorry get a life

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Patrick Boxall's avatar

We’re in it, Maricela! It’s all around us! By God, it’s gorgeous.

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Marty Yates's avatar

Enjoyable read thanks Patrick, from NZ.

Surprised she hasn't lined up some hand transplants....

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Patrick Boxall's avatar

On behalf of Paris and myself: Kia ora.

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Tony's avatar

No Yass King for my boy patrick 😔 Don't worry mate you are indeed sophisticated, sexy & sensual.

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Patrick Boxall's avatar

Appreciate the confidence boost Tony.

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CHRISTIAN SOLDIER's avatar

The woman's immoral. and l don't appreciate the blasphemy and swearing in your post 😑😗

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Patrick Boxall's avatar

You’re probably in the wrong place, hey.

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Caz Hart's avatar

Only today I read that swearing is good for us, it reduces physical and emotional pain.

Soooo, fuck it! 😁

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CHRISTIAN SOLDIER's avatar

Doesn't matter where l am blasphemy is wrong . don't you know the 10 commandments sonny . and swearing in front of women ,not gentleman like.

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Lynley Hocking's avatar

Cocaine in diamontes. It's a drug a drug a drug

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Lin's avatar

☕️😃🙏🏽💕 Amazing

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Marc Philibert's avatar

Entertaining story, the background music for second half was a very nice touch!

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Kelton Wright's avatar

I found this deeply amusing.

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Patrick Boxall's avatar

Thanks for reading, Kelton.

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Parappa's avatar

Stars are blind is a banger

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Patrick Boxall's avatar

Capital T Truth

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Yannis Helios's avatar

Lovely story. Unbelievable experience until you met her, right?

We build an image in our minds. Paris is very famous, and that could intimidate someone who is not used to stardom, but as you understand, she is human, just like you.

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Laggy's avatar

Bad ass

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steven lightfoot's avatar

Very entertaining. Thanks!

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Patrick Boxall's avatar

No, Steven. Thank you. Tread lightly, friend.

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Vernon's avatar

She nearly 44! What is there to get exited about??

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Patrick Boxall's avatar

More than 16,000 days of magnificence?

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Dennis van Beek's avatar

Oh good sir…. May you meet that 44 year old woman that’s willing to show you the pleasures that only they can bring.

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